Humorous Wedding Speech Delivered at a Golf Club :: Wedding Toasts Roasts Speeches

Humorous Wedding Speech Delivered at a Golf ClubFirstly, I would like to thank incision for his mental words on behalf of the bridesmaids and whatsoever mavin else he mentioned. While Im on the subject of gratitude, thanks also to Elite Golf Club and all the workers for a marvelous spread. Any chance of a golf membership? LaughterBefore arouseting into things, I must say what a truly wonderful wedding its been so far. Pretty church, glamorous cars, glorious flowers, magnificent food, a beautiful bride and an average groom. Naturally, Nick didnt want each of this expense though. cosmos an accountant, his original idea for the dinner today was to pick up several family buckets from Kentucky Fried Chicken. He also suggested to Shimona that they have the ceremony at the PB service department to save on a camera man. But Nicks really quite well off you know, but this is the closest youll get to him boasting about it. In fact, you could spend the whole night in the pub with him and not realize he has a penny to his name. I dont know if you have noticed, but Nick has had actually had his suit specially designed for today, featuring shortened arms and extra-deep pockets. LaughterThats the last of the accountant jokes I think the facts speak for themselves. In any case, I dont think its valid to bunch all accountants into stereotypes Nick, for example, is a monotype And I first met him at a party one New Years Eve, where a game was organized that required us to pair up and get into teams. Wanting to win the prize of four cans of lager beer - quite a trophy when you were sixteen - I approached the most athletic and intelligent guy there. But Keith Fletcher was already paired up, so I had to see for Nick. And no, we didnt win the lager, but it didnt stop us from being pals ever since. Hell be the first to admit that hes never been the sportiest of blokes as doing any form of exercise seems to bring on a headache. But he does enjoy the odd game of badminton and is very keen on football, rather than childs play though, he prefers to stay in and watch games on the telly (TV). He loves watching the soap operas as well. In fact, if it wasnt for Emmerdale hed hardly get any fresh air at all.